Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Full Mountie





Magnificent Mountie sat down with N!terview today for an exclusive glimpse into Canada's newest nova franchise, Section X.




Good evening and welcome to N!terview. Canadian citizens demanded a nova franchise to represent their country and to curb the 'nova drain' to the United States, Project Utopia, and Devries. Is Section X the answer?

That's right Cindy. As you know, national identity has been a hot topic with us Canadians lately. Section X intends to set an example and inspire other homegrown Canadian novas to do their civic duty and volunteer to serve their county. We're only a few months old and we've already attracted Sky and Ben Boxer to our lineup. We're realizing the dream and we're very excited about what the future holds for us.


But Team Tomorrow Americas has been active in Canada for years now, and their novas are much more powerful and well known. Is Section X up to the task of standing up to deadly nova groups such as Nova Vigilance and the Aberrants?

Absolutely. Look... this isn't Two Minute Hate, and we're not in the business of calling people out. We're not looking for trouble, but if any nova troublemakers think they're going to get away with breaking our laws we're ready to hit them with a fist full of justice!


A fist full of justice?

That's right! A mountie always gets his man.


Uhm... right. Gosh, what a good segue to my next question. Seeing anybody?

I see people all the time. What kind of question is that?


Romantically. The ladies of N!terview are dying to know.

Really?


Really.

Well, I... can we talk about something else?


Well, this is an interview show...

Don't you want to hear about Skye's fearless clash with the Directive? Or our recent charitable activities?


Boxers or briefs?

Argh!


It looks like Magnificent Mounty has left the studio. This Chandra Khan with N!terview signing out.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Section X



Government of Canada Forms Section X
Prime Minister Bertrand Saint, August 23, 2008

Son secret de non que les megacorporations multinationaux tels que le projet l'Utopie et les solutions tactiques de Devries avaient épuisé la piscine du Canada des novas pendant des années. Avec les forces militaires conventionnelles devenant de plus en plus désuètes, et avec l'élévation de crimes de nova sur nos frontières avec l'Amérique et la Russie la nécessité d'une équipe nationale canadienne de nova n'a jamais été plus grande. Mes Canadiens de camarade, notre pays croit que les actions parlent plus fort que des mots. Dans cet esprit aujourd'hui je vous présente... Section X!

Its no secret that multinational megacorporations such as Project Utopia and Devries Tactical Solutions have been depleting Canada's pool of novas for years. With conventional military forces becoming increasingly obsolete, and with the rise of nova crimes on our borders with America and Russia the necessity of a Canadian national nova team has never been greater. My fellow Canadians, our country believes that actions speak louder than words. In that spirit today I introduce you to... Section X!



Magnificent Mountie




Miss Canada




Demolisher




Skye




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